.: The Zoo is rockin.

Took Tia, and Wifey to the Zoo over the weekend. Holy S....it was packed! It was a awesome day out, and the animals put on their best. I swear the Siberian Tiger was freaking POSING FOR US. He stood staring at all the humans he could eat, then opened his mouth and RRRAAARR.....Then after that he followed it up by climbing a tree! The only thing he could have done more was plug his iPhone in and take a picture of US!

This was MUCH better than our first time to the zoo and aquarium, that is because our first time was in freakin FEBRUARY...we didn't know that the aquarium in ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK OF THE ZOO, and it was like 10 degree's out. The Zoo was dead...but we bounced after we realized how long the walk was and how cold it was....I think I heard the polar bears laugh at us.

Don't get me wrong the Underwater Walk for the Polar Bears is one of the coolest things I have ever seen....BUT. If you are one of the people who fill that under water tunnel by staying in the tunnel to see the polar bears swim by......MOVE ON ALREADY. Nothing like strolling a 2 year old in a stroller in a 6ft wide tube, with people standing there in line like Justin Timberlake is handing out kisses. I saw one guy pull out a chair....c'mon!

.: Why is Peyton Manning so happy?
Because Indianapolis....YES INSIAN-FREAKIN-APOLIS is the "Most sexually satisfied city " in America!
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